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This is my big bruv Rik, who as those who know by the site name, this website is nearly solely dedicated to.  He is black

If you are hoping for a laugh a minute website, then this is the one for you.  It's downright fucking hilarious.  Take this as my prime example; Hull. If this isn't enough to make you piss your pants, then you either haven't been there, or your sense of humour seriously evades you.

Could the owner of a 1987 Ford Fiesta registration D98 MWT please contact me.  I miss my Festa so bad.  There is a £1000 reward.  This is so high because I want it back. (not cos it'll be in a junk yard somewhere in Manchester.)

A warning to my Dad's soon to be new neighbours.  Watch out for my cat cos he's soon to be the hardest cat on the estate.  West Green has been done, now its time for Wilson to kick some serious ass on the Balk and Broadmanor.  Stroll on Wils, you're a legend.

I fuckin hate scallies.  You know the drop out towny bastards that Hull has far to many of.  They're all called Jonno or Jacko wearin stupid clothes and soverigns, and caps shoutin 'Eeeaayah, fuk'n' sound, yeh.' Cock suckin bastards will have their dole paid by me and you, and they're happy to be bums.

And while we're on the subject, asylum seekers.  Another invasion that infests Hull.  All they come for is to go out to Car Wash on a Tuesday night at LA's and find a wife. Dirty smelly hairy wankers.

Do-gooders piss me off.  Political correctness is bollox. 

Never work on your birthday.

Hull has far more than its fair share of ugly mutts. Mutant type, screwed up face bitches, I'm sure you know what I mean.

Apart from these little things, I'm a happy go lucky kind of character, always up for a laugh, and a drinkin sesh.  However, as a student at a University best not mentioned, and as an employee of Hull City Football Club, I'm well skint. Obviously as a student you'd expect me to be, but I hear you ask 'Gaz, you got a job. Why are you skint?' Well thats where the Hull City bit comes in. From December till the first week in March I received one weeks pay.  Bless them, they are trying hard. Therefore any donations will be gladly accepted cos I need to get pissed with my mates more.  Contact my hotmail: [email protected]. If you're wandering about the reason for the address, its self explanatory.

One last point because we're probably all bored now, is that you must never wake me from my sleep without the most valid reason possible. Cheers.  Enjoy the rest of the site, and I'll try to update it whenever I can be arsed.